It's 10 pm...do you know where your Thunder are?

    As if another reminder that the NBA is headed straight into a destruction hurricane via a greed tornado and an ego flood was needed...

  Twitter has done a  great job of helping destroy society along with facebook and youtube. As a matter of fact, without twitter, i wouldn't rightly know where all of our beloved Thunder players are at any given time, since getting together and practicing in their gym is about as legal as Shaq wearing his Lakers jersey in an icy hot commercial. So here: 10 things I've learned from twitter...

1) Kevin Durant is awesome....but he listens to Rick Ross.

2) James Harden has scored 51 and 52 points in consecutive games in an amateur league in L.A., breaking their records. While that's fantastic, there's a good chance he's also going to break his hand.

3) Nate Robinson not only urinated on some building in New York, but he routinely flies between Seattle and New York for no real reason.

4) Nate Robinson has several children, but no matter how many he has, they will never want for cereal, as his pantry is literally stocked with hundreds of different types.

5) Serge Ibaka speaks 4 languages, and usually lets you know about it...in 4 different languages.

6) Daequan Cook is hard for OKC. Why wouldn't he be, right? Before the Thunder made him an offer, every tweet was either him giving OKC more credit than is really necessary or re tweeting someone else's tweet which mentioned how much they (and OKC) love him, with a bashful 'cool bruh, 'preciate that'

7) Nick Collison exists on twitter only during the off season. I assume this is because during the regular season he is in a lab studying thermodynamics and gravity in order to defend people that, by sight and on paper, he has no business defending.

8) KD is in China. What's he doing there? I don't know, but i swear he was going to play in a Chinese amateur league game. I could not possibly imagine who the Chinese YMCA has that can guard Durant. Also, Durant was stuck in a Typhoon on a bus of some kind with 15 other people! $$$

9) Byron Mullens and Cole Aldrich just play Call of Duty  and workout with people that used to play for KU and Ohio St. all day.

10) The rest unmentioned, are mostly casual, boring tweeters. (Perk isn't even on twitter)