Lockout!!!!! Players to owners: We are the NBA! Owners to players: Suck it, suck it dry! Who wins? Well, no one. Not yet at least. Billions upon Billions of dollars at stake, what would you do? Would you give in so both you and your friends can have a lot? Nah, fuck that! I say fuck it all up so nobody gets anything! Who better to take their ball and go home...than the NBA?
Rap and basketball go together like...well rap and Scarface! So while either side of the lockout will surely drop a PR line like 'we want this to end quickly and fairly' or 'we have every intention of doing our best to keep the NBA going' the truth is, both sides are going to be shut in a big room screaming 'money, power, respect!' (hopefully no coke mountain though)
Now NBA players get paid way more than your typical 18-38 year old, for the most part. While Durant and Kobe can most likely sit it out on endorsements, some of our beloved players have no other choice but to get a second job! Just like economically strained Americans, NBA players are on edge wondering where their next meal is coming from.
Since this blog is brand new, and we have no comments, i'm hoping to open that up by asking anyone who reads this for their ideas as to what job a particular NBA might get if he indeed were to need extra cash.
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